Jocularity

(Source: 2000ish, via ruinedchildhood)

accio-bradfordbadboi:

We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

It also came with a little hat.

My cat hates me.

(Source: 5liferuiningbastards, via funnybee)

masturbationvacation:

at the club

masturbationvacation:

at the club

ifuckedamillionaire:

omfg

ifuckedamillionaire:

omfg

(Source: amphigoryglory, via pleatedjeans)

collegehumor:

Drawing Eyebrows and a Mustache on Your Baby is The Best Thing You Can Do For it
Whose gonna be a big bad villain when they grow up?

Drawing Eyebrows and a Mustache on Your Baby is The Best Thing You Can Do For it

Whose gonna be a big bad villain when they grow up?

(Source: reddit.com)

lolzpicx:

mackleroni and cheese

mackleroni and cheese

(Source: youcantblowupthelizardmen)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)